Remeber that song from the 80's? If not, Google so you can get the tune in your head. Then replace "love" with the word "obesity" and you have my current life theme tune.
Like most folk I imagine, everyone has their own theme tunes when they are pottering around, or perhaps running in the event of danger/excitment. I get those "dum dum dumdumdumdum darrrrrrr moments when I'm running and trying to get some momentum going. "Pretend you are scared and run quicker!!!" dum dum dummmduummdduuuudarrr!!! Then other times you have love songs, depressed songs, summer songs... you all know what I mean.
Some also have commentators. I have a constant commentary as my close folk will know and at the moment, the comments are "seriously your stomach is massive" and "put down the cheese woman, your arse is bigger than ever!" My commentators are cruel. But realistic.
I have GOT to start eating more heathily. It's because I don't have my own kitchen and I refuse to use the hostels one again. Slimey. Grotty. Unwashed pots. Stray crumbs and goon soaked everything.
But really that isn't an excuse, even if it's the one I tell my commentors. There are bagged salads everywhere and parks to go and do exercise in... but instead I come in from my sitting down job, eat pizza and then lie down. Must. Change. Lloydie has been my inspiration!! It has taken her 8 weeks to get from none RAF fit to RAF fit. SO pround and jealous!! She has had the balls to do what I have wanted to do since I left university, and go on her! She will be fantastic in the RAF.
I am dying of a chesty cold again. I keep waking up hacking up bits of lung, which grosses Kev out but he farts and burps.. smelly boy :-(. The pollen count over here is extreme so also battling itchy eyes and snot. I saw some amazing sun sets over the ocean this week... let me see if I can post a pic on here... let me know if it worked.
I am hellishly tired but that is because I have been working my balls off.. if I had them. I was shitting myself that I wouldn't make target and keep my job becaue they are RUTHLESS with getting rid of people who can't make target..but I did make it! And not just make it, I fucking smashed that bitch to hell!!! Been there less than 5 weeks and I am top of the team :D yaaaay for collecting debt and being wished dead woooo!!!
Slightly very addicted to True Blood now the Dexter marathon has ended. Up to season 3 now. Next shall be band of brothers I think. There are new flavours of TimTams out... investing in some from IGA tomorrow I think. $2 a packet... *commentators bash my skull and say NO the calories dickface!!"* ... they are of course correct.
Ok so.... I genuinly have forgotten why I started to blog... I'm so tired. Going to go brush my teeth now. Byee... *immediately passes out on laptop*
