Sup ma hommies?! Today is Sunday and I am sick. One has a cold which has resulted in a constant nose trip (attractive) and the inability to swollow (sorry boys). And very very randomly it has also affected my memory!! I went to Morrisons today to get SOLEY spaghetti and dolmio.... I came back with a knife, a Frijj milkshake and 2 mugs.. what the smeg?!?! I then get home and completely forget the Eastenders Omnibus. There were almost rears I swear.
But today, struggling like a Jew in the desert (was it the Jews in the desert?? And have I spelt that like the sandy place or the strawberry triffle way? Meh..), I had a very productive day! It started at around 8.30. I sprung out of bed like a cat with rabbies, bounded over to the wardrobe and climbed pretty much on top of it.. being 5 foot 1 I couldn't exactly reach the top. I pulled down my little shredder and I got to some serious work. I shredded paper word from 3 credit cards, 2 bank accounts, 2 door step loans and 3 store cards from 2005-2009. 2 bing bags worth of bad times disposed of!
I then hoovered for the paper dust was EVERYWHERE. It looked like a crime scene where they had been dusting for finger prints. I then did 3 loads of washing, played on my guitar, watched the F1, went to Morrisons, made SIX bolognaises (4 of which are safely in the freezer for later this month) and stared at the washing machine for 35 minutes. I was very sleepy by then and really struggling with the cold. Ooo I missed off I had a MAHOOSIVE fried breakfast this morning. Naughty but hellishly good.
I also rang HSBC and asked how much interest I will pay on my credit card now I have bought new laser eyes *pachoo pachoo*, and the blokey said £58 a month.... there was quite the long silence before..."what". £58 Miss Rowlands will that be all?"..... "right erm. Oh error. Ok. erm. Call ya back". PANICKINGLY I call MBNA. All in one word without doing DPA "Hello I need credit now if thats ok I have a card but I need more you see there is lasers, I've paid for lasers and now I have interst and its a lot so I need credit can you get me credit its quite important when will it be?"... The woman bless her was like.. "O...Kaaayyy.. and your name is?". At the end of it after blowing my nose twelve times and giving her ever bit of information about me including shoe size, heart beats per minutes and how large my last shit was, she agreed to submit a request for a limit of £7k, paying £317 for the balance transfer and an interst free period on the balance transfer. If I get it, I will be so happy!! Means I can pay off the debt in 9 months time, which means if I stick at Capstone till September 2011, I will be debt free and have £5k in the bank.. and eyes that I can see out of without the help of the largest perscription glasses known on EARTH. Oh how I love to exaggerate.
Not exaggerating in the slightest however, was the horrific ordeal that was yesterday and the laser eye *pachoo pachoo* consultation. Tim and Gem came with me for support which was really nice of them. Gemma however had scared me senseless when before the consultation she told me that they will flick my eyelid inside out with a cotton bud... I cried actual tears, was shaking, nearly threw up and told them I was cancelling. Called Optical Express and told the surgeon lady what Gemma had said and she proper laughed and said "I'm not touching your eye! It's just drops! Tell your friend she has it wrong".... I made Tim slap her.
But got there and the thought of drops was horrifying. Hhahahahahahhaa one bit though that made me almost crumple to the floor in hysterics, but only didnt for how childish it would have been, she was asking me about my vision and said "any dryness? any itching? any family history?".. all fine until she said this... "have you had any floaters".... hhahahahahahahahahha I dunno love I never look back once I've flushed!! hahahahaha... oooooh good times. Gemma came in with me and she had to leave by the time it came to test the vision because we couldnt stop laughing at each other. When the lady put the drop in my eyes, they were orange dye so when I flinched and nearly twat her, orange went all over my eyes.. I still have some on my face that wont go away!! But not only that.. later on I went to blow my nose and ALL of the orange dye came streaming out. By this time though I had forgotten so I genuinely just stared at the tissue, made a "oooooeerrrgghh!!" panic noise and threw the tissue on the floor. It was only when I went to the mirror to check my nose did I see my eyes and remember.
Other than that nothing is really new. Craig has left his wife for another woman.. and it wasn't me.. twat lol. I am applying for a midwifery degree!! But god knows if I will get through and when. Errmm... yeah thats about it. The lasers is the biggest thing going on and that is on the 25th so providing I havent lost my sight, I will update you then!!
Ciao bella!
