To Successfully Diet...

... is to not bother dieting at all. I wish to buggery that I was thin and could eat what I want but truth of it is, I frickin' LOVE food!!! Pies, stir frys, chicken dinners with all the trimmings, lamb steak with in season asparagus, pizza with double pepperoni, tomato soup...

Also I have a food blog.. how can I diet successfully when I have to make and update the food blog. And I got a new food processor for Christmas.. how AWFUL would it be to watch it gather dust??

I simply need to get a grip, go and exercise more often and eat less pizza. In stead of having a tuna butty with my soup, just have soup!

That's all I have to say for now.

Thunder - Love Walked In

Remeber that song from the 80's? If not, Google so you can get the tune in your head. Then replace "love" with the word "obesity" and you have my current life theme tune.

Like most folk I imagine, everyone has their own theme tunes when they are pottering around, or perhaps running in the event of danger/excitment. I get those "dum dum dumdumdumdum darrrrrrr moments when I'm running and trying to get some momentum going. "Pretend you are scared and run quicker!!!" dum dum dummmduummdduuuudarrr!!! Then other times you have love songs, depressed songs, summer songs... you all know what I mean.

Some also have commentators. I have a constant commentary as my close folk will know and at the moment, the comments are "seriously your stomach is massive" and "put down the cheese woman, your arse is bigger than ever!" My commentators are cruel. But realistic.

I have GOT to start eating more heathily. It's because I don't have my own kitchen and I refuse to use the hostels one again. Slimey. Grotty. Unwashed pots. Stray crumbs and goon soaked everything.

But really that isn't an excuse, even if it's the one I tell my commentors. There are bagged salads everywhere and parks to go and do exercise in... but instead I come in from my sitting down job, eat pizza and then lie down. Must. Change. Lloydie has been my inspiration!! It has taken her 8 weeks to get from none RAF fit to RAF fit. SO pround and jealous!! She has had the balls to do what I have wanted to do since I left university, and go on her! She will be fantastic in the RAF.

I am dying of a chesty cold again. I keep waking up hacking up bits of lung, which grosses Kev out but he farts and burps.. smelly boy :-(. The pollen count over here is extreme so also battling itchy eyes and snot. I saw some amazing sun sets over the ocean this week... let me see if I can post a pic on here... let me know if it worked.

I am hellishly tired but that is because I have been working my balls off.. if I had them. I was shitting myself that I wouldn't make target and keep my job becaue they are RUTHLESS with getting rid of people who can't make target..but I did make it! And not just make it, I fucking smashed that bitch to hell!!! Been there less than 5 weeks and I am top of the team :D yaaaay for collecting debt and being wished dead woooo!!!

Slightly very addicted to True Blood now the Dexter marathon has ended. Up to season 3 now. Next shall be band of brothers I think. There are new flavours of TimTams out... investing in some from IGA tomorrow I think. $2 a packet... *commentators bash my skull and say NO the calories dickface!!"* ... they are of course correct.

Ok so.... I genuinly have forgotten why I started to blog... I'm so tired. Going to go brush my teeth now. Byee... *immediately passes out on laptop*

The Liberal Application of Anti Ageing Cream

Phew!! Today I have spent approximately eighty million pounds. Slight exageration but of my own money I have spent £1350.00. In the space of 10 minutes! For I have today ladies, gentlemen and Tim, booked my Thailand 30 day holiday :-D

However.. slight minor snag.. As I booked it through realgap.com, as you can imagine from the websites name it is for people on a gap year. Enter teenagers. I was a wee bit worried I was going to be too old for it beign 25 and not really on my gap year.

Rather gay'ly looking back on it, I rang the people and asked them just how old the people going on the tour were and was actually suprised to find out that so far only girls had booked the tour and there were only 4 teenagers on it! two 18 years, two 19 years, two twenty years olds, a 23, a 24 and a 22 year old are going to. So yes, I will be the oldest at 25 but at least they aren't ALL 18!!

However it has made me slightly paranoid about my appearance. I have started to use toner and anti ageing cream, have gone on the Atkins diet and am shunning all carbs and sugars. It's given me insomnia, headaches and cravings but I have only 12 weeks to go till I leave. I MUST BE THIN. I'm exercising too. Sit ups either in the morning or evening.. which must change I must do both... and walking up big hils that surround Wycombe. MUST GET THIN!!!

Shockingly I watched a documentary today about people who binge eat on proper yum scrum stuff like chocolate and cakes and then just go throw it all back up and they are super slim!!! And worryingly all I could think about was WOW that sounds awesome!! eat what you want then just go hurl it back up. I don't mind chucking up really. But then again the damage it does to your teeth and body probably won't be worth it... tempting though. REALLY tempting...

Also good news! Siem Reap hostel people have offered my 99 days accomodation for $4 a night. This my friends is free. I may live there forever!

I really can't wait to go you know. Wish GEMMA "WHERE THE TV HAS NO SOAPS" LLOYD!! was coming.. see you in Oz though :-P xxx