Thunder - Love Walked In

Remeber that song from the 80's? If not, Google so you can get the tune in your head. Then replace "love" with the word "obesity" and you have my current life theme tune.

Like most folk I imagine, everyone has their own theme tunes when they are pottering around, or perhaps running in the event of danger/excitment. I get those "dum dum dumdumdumdum darrrrrrr moments when I'm running and trying to get some momentum going. "Pretend you are scared and run quicker!!!" dum dum dummmduummdduuuudarrr!!! Then other times you have love songs, depressed songs, summer songs... you all know what I mean.

Some also have commentators. I have a constant commentary as my close folk will know and at the moment, the comments are "seriously your stomach is massive" and "put down the cheese woman, your arse is bigger than ever!" My commentators are cruel. But realistic.

I have GOT to start eating more heathily. It's because I don't have my own kitchen and I refuse to use the hostels one again. Slimey. Grotty. Unwashed pots. Stray crumbs and goon soaked everything.

But really that isn't an excuse, even if it's the one I tell my commentors. There are bagged salads everywhere and parks to go and do exercise in... but instead I come in from my sitting down job, eat pizza and then lie down. Must. Change. Lloydie has been my inspiration!! It has taken her 8 weeks to get from none RAF fit to RAF fit. SO pround and jealous!! She has had the balls to do what I have wanted to do since I left university, and go on her! She will be fantastic in the RAF.

I am dying of a chesty cold again. I keep waking up hacking up bits of lung, which grosses Kev out but he farts and burps.. smelly boy :-(. The pollen count over here is extreme so also battling itchy eyes and snot. I saw some amazing sun sets over the ocean this week... let me see if I can post a pic on here... let me know if it worked.

I am hellishly tired but that is because I have been working my balls off.. if I had them. I was shitting myself that I wouldn't make target and keep my job becaue they are RUTHLESS with getting rid of people who can't make target..but I did make it! And not just make it, I fucking smashed that bitch to hell!!! Been there less than 5 weeks and I am top of the team :D yaaaay for collecting debt and being wished dead woooo!!!

Slightly very addicted to True Blood now the Dexter marathon has ended. Up to season 3 now. Next shall be band of brothers I think. There are new flavours of TimTams out... investing in some from IGA tomorrow I think. $2 a packet... *commentators bash my skull and say NO the calories dickface!!"* ... they are of course correct.

Ok so.... I genuinly have forgotten why I started to blog... I'm so tired. Going to go brush my teeth now. Byee... *immediately passes out on laptop*

I Can't Stop Thinking About It...

Seriously now my birthday meal with Audrey was sensational. I don't know if it was SO good because I was a little bit tipsy or whether it really was good but lately, I have been enjoying my food so much. Everything just tastes better here you know? Like every morning I will have a honey yoghurt on top of some nuts and fruit and it's amazing. Everyday I have salad sandwich with either tuna or chicken and everytime it's fabulous. And because it is SO cheap to eat out at restaurants here in comparison to both making your own meals and eating out in the UK, I am experiencing so many more things.

I had a mexican chicken parma with Clare the other day and it actually turned me on. SO nice!! And then it was topped off by a chocolate pizza... outrageous you say?! I know I retort!! But fucking me sideways with the longest tent pole you can fine - it was bloody amazing.

I keep finding these new places to eat because there are thousands.. and new drinks to try and I am DESPERATE to share my finds with people. Kev is going to hate me I am sure for forcing him to come and eat out with me every night.. which is why I need other people such as you, Tracy and you, Stephanie! to hurry up and get out here before I have to leave Melbourne!!!

The other night was fantastic actually, let me tell you about that.

It was a charity trivia night with the Aus Post guys. $2 entry, free pizza and $1 beers. I mean if they had just said free pizza I would of been there but when they threw in $1 beers I actually lost my vision for a short period whilst my over dilated pupils readjusted. It wasn't just a boring quiz either there were rounds when you had to stand and either hold your arse (tails) or your head (heads.. given) and stand like that till the quiz master flipped a coin. Only when it wasn't the side you were tolding were you allowed to sit down. Omg also, one team had the BEST team name ever.. Quizzed In My Pants!

There was forehead to mouth cookie eating contest which was hilarious!! Alex did it for our team and his eyebrows are so extraordinarily large that the cookie couldn't get past them. He went crosseyed and was moving his face like those freaky kids from the Cadbury advert to try get the cookie over the bushy ridges - there was some wee on my seat by the time he had finished.

There was a paper aeroplane throwing contest!! I came second with my green F-23 replica. Melissa nearly lost an eye when another team launched their flat ridicul0us version of a plane and another girl on another team was holding back tears when the pointy nose cone of one stabbed in her the back of her head. Jesus that was so funny. Tears were mingling with the urine at that point.

We came 5th out of 9 I think which was good going seen as 2nd 3rd 4th all had the same points.. so techinically we were 3rd but whatever, it was fun regardless of position :D .. something I don't normally say hehehhe.. ahh. Rudeness.

I have had my ears lowered today - woopity. Kev arrives on Thursday - woop woopity. It is Melbourne Cup day on Tuesday but seen as I work a Queensland ledger I have to work, therefore missing out on a public holiday. Not that it matters because I am getting $74 AN HOUR!!! -WOOP WOOPITY WOOP FUDGING WOOP!! AND!!!! My little sister had a baby last night :D Congratulations Mrs :) I can't wait to see her xx

Right - Eastenders catch up time and most definitely I need 2 caramel tim tams to dip in a brew.

Catch you next week avid viewers :D